Fisherman is sitting at the harbor bar for a drink. At that moment a giant loader enters the dock and comes near and picks up the glass and drinks it.
The little man looks at him and starts to cry, to which the big man gives him pity says: But uncle do not worry, it was just a joke and I invite you to a drink.
The little man turns to look at him and says: No, if I do not cry for the cup … is that today was the worst day of my life:
This morning I was fired from work … I went to get the car and I had stolen … I arrived To house and I find my wife in bed with another …. And I said that it was best to come and fish … and when I arrive at the port I find the ship sunk and now that I was thinking of killing me …. You come and you drink my glass of cyanide.
THE EVE OF THE DAY
Yes tell me?. Manolo’s voice answers from the other side of the phone.
Hello colleague, I would call you to ask if you are going fishing Saturday?
Surely if, why do you ask me. Are you going to come with us ?.
I do not know it yet, it’s a lot of fish for the kinswoman and it will tease me. By the way, I forgot to tell you ……… .. Do not see the fishery I just made …. I just came back and the neighbors could not believe what they were seeing …….
Lol. Guess what I have pillao? …… .. 5 sargetones, 3 golden, a borriquete, 2 urtas and a snapper that removes the hiccup ……… .jeje …… .. the smallest will weigh as 2 or 3 kilos …….
The people on the beach could not believe it, do not see how they threw the bugs …… I had to praise the applause and congratulations.
Oh … Man …. congratulations. The rock will not believe it either, but we’ll have to congratulate you.
The best was when the reporter of the magazine “PEZCA” kissed me and whispered in my ear ………. Antonio ………… .Antonio ……… ..ANTONIO
ANTOONIO …… .joder …… Antonio, wake up since they are the Five o’clock in the morning and it’s been awhile ringing the alarm clock. It always happens to you, too much alarm clock and I have to call you ……………..ANTOOOOOOOOONIOOOOOOOOO.
A fisherman in winter leaves fishing and when he arrives at the edge of the lake he sees another that has just brought out an immense trout. He immediately settles down to take advantage of it.
With great bewilderment he sees as the one next to him continues to pull trout and he swims. Spend enough time and is encouraged to ask the secret of his neighbor.
Good man. What do you put on the bait or what bait do you use to be so successful?
He replies: Lsr poegans in the bouq for ensticbk.
Sorry but I do not understand.
Equal answer of indecipherable.
You know how to apologize but I do not understand you.
I SAY THAT I HAVE THEM IN THE MOUTH; THE LOMBRICES LIKE TO BE HUMIDES AND CALENTITAS.
In an asylum two crazy are the best tandem fishing kayak in the pool and in this a madman throws himself into the pool and starts to sink.
The other crazy one pulls behind him and rescues him !!
A caretaker gives the director and the next day he calls the rescuer to his office and says:
“Look at you. We have come to the conclusion that to save a person’s life you have to be very sane because you put your own life Endangered knowingly that is why I have two news that give a good and a bad:
The good thing is that we will give the discharge and the bad is that the person who saved yesterday appeared this morning hanging in his room hanging from his own Belt ”
And the madman says:
” No, that goes, he did not hang himself, I hung him to dry himself ”
Hey Manolo, did you change the water to the fish?
– No, because they still do not finish taking the one that I put them last week.
Bonifacio and his son went fishing. They are seated in a boat with reeds in their hands. The son begins to ask questions:
– Daddy. Why does not the boat sink?
– Not now, my son! – says Bonifacio attentive to the float. A little while later, the son asks again:
“Papi. How do fish breathe under water?
– Not now, my son!
Another time passes and the son asks:
– Daddy. Why is the sky blue?
– Not now, my son!
The boy remains silent for a while, then says:
– Daddy. Do not you bother with the questions I ask you?
– Do not! How am I going to bother? If you do not ask, you’ll never know …
Manolo went fishing with a friend, rented a boat and went to the middle of a lake. An hour passed without fishing. They rowed elsewhere but two hours passed … and neither. They paddled to another place and there they fished a lot. Manolo commented:
– Hey, man, this place is the best, we should mark it to come back tomorrow.
Then the friend took a pencil and dived. After a while he left and Manolo asked,
“Where did you make the mark?”
– At the bottom of the boat.
– If you’ll be gross! .. And if tomorrow we get another boat?
They had assigned a new sales manager in the warehouse, and he wanted to spy on his salespeople to see how competent they were. So he went around the sports department, there was a salesman and a customer.
Seller: – Take this fishing rod, make sure that it is made of fiberglass, internal structure reinforced with microstatic polymers, which ensures a perfect flexion and greater resistance …. Is the latest in space technology.
Client: – Well, you see, I do not know … it’s okay, I’ll take it.
Seller: – Well, if you are going to wear that fabulous cane, you need a good nylon, wear this one made of Kevlar fiber, resist even sharks with 200 kilos of pressure!
Client: – Well, you see I do not know … it’s okay, you say it.
Seller: – Hey, hey, hey for that rod and that nylon, you must carry a professional lure, bring this one made of fiber optics the latest in technology, it also contains a gel that simulates the smell of the bait, which makes it crazy to The dams, it’s great.
Customer: – Well, you will see! … I’ll take it.
Seller: – For this equipment will not tell me that you will use it on the beach, there is almost no fishing. You must take this speeder boat special for the fishing of height that is the last model.
Customer: – Vera is that I …… yes good.
Seller: – Sure, that boat needs power to go to offshore brands. For this there are no better engines than these two 200 horsepower engines. You can go anywhere.
Client: – Well, you see I do not know … it’s okay, you recommend it.
Salesman: – All right, excuse me sir, where do I put everything?
Customer: – Well, you’ll put it in that Volswagen …
Seller: – Hey, that’s not right, you take this great rod, with all the accessories and professional extras, A model boat and should not take them in a Volswagen! No sir you need a 4 × 4, yes sir!
Client: – Well, but I do not have money, you will see that …
Seller: – None of that, money is no problem, let’s go through the financial department, where they will prepare a fabulous financing plan for all your purchases.
And the customer bought everything. The manager who was watching the scene, called the salesman to congratulate him.
Manager: – You are fabulous man, this guy came by a fishing rod, and you have sold him the best equipment, a boat and even a 4 × 4! … allow me to congratulate you!
Seller: – Fishing rod? Nooo This gentleman came for compresses for the menstruation of his wife, and I said: compress, but man! Are you going to bored this weekend? WHY NOT GOING FOR FISHING ………….
Two fishermen decide to go on vacation to fish, and they do it in a big way. They rent a boat, all the fishing equipment and even a cabin. They spend a fortune on the preparations.
Once in the sea, they spend the days fishing without having any luck. At the end, on the last day, one of them fishes a fish and comments frustrated ……… ..
Uncle, you realize that this fish birria cost us nothing more and nothing less than 2,000 euros.
To which the other answers:
Jo! , Not that bad we only caught one.
A fisherman in the midst of an octopus, he fished one of a huge size. At that moment he sees the coast guard coming and nervously picks the octopus and throws it over his shoulder.
Do not you know that it is forbidden to fish octopuses? “The fisherman looks at the octopus in disbelief and answers the police.
I already told this damn bug that no one was going to believe the affection that has taken me.
An unlicensed fisherman fishes an immense fish, removes the skin to leave it clean and in that arrives the coast guard. Knowing himself illegal goes and throws the fish into the water.
Let’s see, fishing license.
But listen, I’m not fishing. Answer the fisherman
And that skin that is there?
What a skin or a hide. Is that a bug has come and told me to keep his clothes while he bathes …